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OFF THE MAP

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When I was young, we would go on trips throughout Texas. Sometimes the maps we had didn't have all of the roads so our parents would say we're "off the map."

This site is a space for me to talk about the things I don't usually get a chance to say out loud. A space that I can explore myself and how I feel about what's happening around me. I might start down one road and end up in a whole new place - we're going off the map!

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Welcome

Hello, my son. Welcome to Earth. The opening line to Sturgill Simpson's first song from his album "A Sailor's Guide to Earth," has played...

Cheers to cattle raiders

I went to pick up my lunch at a corner cafe in DC the other day and bumped into an old colleague. The first thing she said was, "You...

New beginnings

Still somewhere between REM and consciousness, I rolled over at 6:00 a.m. this morning, trying to make sense of the sound I heard and...

Dancing houses and fairy tales

The air was thick with smoke that had drifted south and east from wildfires burning thousands of miles away in Canada. It seemed strange...

Worth it

It had rained for several days, and when it wasn't raining it was cloudy. Like one of those green and gray-hued movies that, even though...

Crossing a line

It was finally over. A two point win by the team clad in orange jerseys, over the team in gray ones. Team Gray had a chance to win at the...

You can take the millennial out of the city...

"Y'all take credit cards?" I asked the Park Ranger. It's 9:00 a.m. on the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend. The line of cars waiting to...

A Cup of Nostalgia, for Here

The coffee maker just beeped, signaling its intent to stop heating the remains of any liquid left in the pot. I know there is a little...

Cheesy Signs and Cues from the Universe

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. It was a cheesy sign hung on a wall in an Airbnb my...

Bob's Your Uncle

A steady hum of suitcases rolling across tile floor, loud machinery moving heavy objects, and excited and hopeful travelers' voices fill...

The Grandfather Paradox

The plot of Netflix's series "Dark" centers around the "bootstrap" or "grandfather" paradox - which poses the question of whether a...

I'm Coming Out of the Closet... With Some Dope Kicks

Did ya do a double-take? Holy clickbait, Batman! April Fools! Yeah, I'm a day late but it would have been obvious yesterday. Had to do...

Let's Get Down With Some Sweet Jams

I don't really write to "plug" things. I'm not using my blank canvas to make money by advertising on behalf of any products, groups, etc....

Catching Up and Falling Behind

Back in December I said that I would be writing a blog EVERY DAY until my time started filling up. Well, that time has come. High school...

Conflating Who You Are & Who You Want To Be

First off, conflating means "to bring together, merge, or fuse." I had to look it up. Just in case. It's one of those words that sounds...

Green Eggs and Vegan Ham: Challenge Accepted

I possess a piece of neon green solid silicone, shaped like an egg, though larger - maybe the size of an avocado. One of the sides is...

One Two One Two One

OK, OK. I'm back at it. I know you've missed me. And my daily musings about whatever the heck is rattling around in my brain. The past...

Just A Little Mid-January Motivation

Did you make a resolution? Did you eat a ton of cookies over the holidays like me and are seeing them in the mirror? Did you make it one...

Maybe We Can Be Happy For A While

On Sunday night I was watching the Browns vs Steelers in a highly anticipated matchup. In recent years I've become a bit of a Browns fan...

A Butterfly Flaps Its Wings; A Professor Wields His Pen

Studying English was so boring. I can speak it, what is there to study? Literature? What even is that? Reading books from hundreds of...

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